1| Last Night’s Debate, or the Mansplaining Olympics
An excellent and hilarious summary of the first presidential debate.
TRUMP: Also in addition to your sinister Machiavellian control of everything on earth, you are not good at leadership. I believe these things simultaneously and see no contradiction in them.
CLINTON: Wasn’t I supposed to be talking? About focusing on the middle class?
TRUMP: “TYPICAL POLITICIAN. ALL TALK, NO ACTION.”
CLINTON: Is this in response to something specific?
TRUMP: “NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.”
CLINTON: Did someone hit a switch on your back somewhere into drunk uncle mode?
2| There are few things I love more than grown men consenting to be bossed around by tiny, amazing girls.