I like to think of myself as a mixture of high brow and low brow, of deep compassion and dark humor. Maybe nothing expresses my interest in low brow dark humor quite so well as Jack Handey and his Deep Thoughts. Here are a few of my favorites for your enjoyment and/or disapproval.
A funny thing to do is, if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you’re going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who’s going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That’s why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.